Oh Where

By Jan Martin Smith

Oh where oh where has my little heart gone
Oh where oh where can it be?
I gave it to my husband, he stomped it to dust
Oh where and who cares, no not me.

I married a man who I did not love
I married someone sad and blue
He married me while wanting to fuck every-one
And by the 12th year he was the best fuckeroo

Oh where oh where has my little heart gone
Oh where oh where can it be?
I entrusted it to my husband, three times yes I did
He knew that he had me for life and he was free

When my dearly beloved began his infidel reign
He chose only my friends, tried and true
They lapped up his sugar, they betrayed me with smiles
And he became a pro pretzel fornicator in cars

Oh where oh where has my little brain gone
Oh where oh where can it be?
I blew out my mind after 1989
Believing lies, giving myself black eyes, falling to my knees

At the end of this life full of pain, sorrow and strife
I am tied to the man I love now so complete
He did win my love, he wore a face from above
But it was a wolf in sheep clothing with deceit

Oh where oh where has my little life gone
Oh where oh where can it be?
They cut off my boobies, he cut out my heart
And began a double life with a tart

So I live my life as a couple but I am alone
I do not know how to reconcile all the pain
He has cheated and lied and planned and connived
And I never even wanted to take his name

So oh where oh where will my little heart go
Oh where oh where will it be safe from pain and tears?
With a man who will put no one above me, will only love me?
Just like he said that he did for all of these years.